[	mood	|	Expectant	]
[	music	|	Invader Zim	]

Aaaaallright. So, first things first. You should all add t3hsilverfish to your friends list. It's Sam (The WASP), Jon (Bass Man), Fernando (Fercho), and myself (The Bone) on a joint account writing all the stupid shit we do, mostly togethor. It's usually pretty funny. If you guys have been reading my LJ for the last half a year or so, you'll love this one.

Next on our agenda... Bass Night. I'll just leave you guys with a cliff hanger. Later.

[	mood	|	tired	]
[	music	|	The Final Countdown - Europe	]

Ok, attempt #2 at the entry....

So since I basically hung out with Sam, Fercho, Bri, Jon, and Aubrey the whole weekend, All the days melded togethor. So I'm just gonna randomly talk about shit...

Sam, Fercho, Bri and I went to go hang out (as usual). Uh, we took Bri home for like 11 since she had to be up the next morning and then we went back to Sam's to play Darkwatch (really good). Fercho showed us how to modify lighters to spit out an 8" flame. It was pretty cool. And insanely dangerous. Especially when you're unable to stop the gas from coming out and catches the top of the lighter on fire... Then we went to sleep at like 12:30, way early for us. Somehow we woke up at like 9 the next morning and... did something... I dont remember what though, so it must not have been that interesting.

Uh... What else... Yesterday I took the Miata to Sam's so we could wash it, and Fercho's Taurus-Tank. It was especially good cuz Bri brought a bikini. Can you say hotness? I can... Hotness. Ha bitches. So we washed and waxed the cars and shit.

Ok, then last night, it was the usual crew and this time we started our stupidity instantly. I'm on my way to Sam's and I see him and Fercho sitting on the side of the road with the two scooters Fercho keeps in his trunk. They hop in the Miata, Fercho sitting on the deck lid since there's only 2 seats. We hit like 45mph with him on the back, lol. Bri and Jon get there and Sam scooters down his hill and we all chase after him in the Miata. Yea, 4 people in the Miata. Never thought THAT was possible... We find him and Jon says "Get close, I'll push him". Well I thought he meant forward, but no, he meant over. So Jon pushes Sam over when he's going like 10mph and Sam gets raped by the curb. It was pretty funny after we found out Sam was ok. Actually, it was pretty funny when we thought Sam was in severe pain. So then we get the brilliat idea to tow Jon behind the Miata on the scooter. First time he gets up to about 10mph. Second time, we get to a little over 20mph. And then he bails. And for some reason, decided to hold onto the car. And gets dragged for like 10'. He gets up, bleeding in 2 spots on one arm, his shoulder, his back, everywhere. We go back to Sam's and treat the wounds.

Then we went to Wal-Mart to find something to do. We all crammed into Jon's Bass-Machine Accord and drove out. We basically just walked around. Put Bri into a sealed plastic tub of some sort and carried her around until she started screaming and Sam started shaking the tub, haha. When we were leaving the lot we saw like 4 kids sitting in some car with thier stereo on and weak ass bass. Well Jon of course pulled up near them, turned it up all the way and pretty much drowned them out completely. Apparently that's what happens with like 17 speakers and shit tons of bass. Then Bri was really hungry se we went to Krispy Kreme at like 10:30 and got some doughnuts. And then we went to Taco Hell. We saw this white M3 outside and we thought, oh, must be that fag at school. So we pull in with the bass going insane and park like right next to him. He has his windows down and him and his two butt budies sit there for a little, then roll up the windows and start to leave. Pwnage. He tries to do some kind of burnout or something, but... fails completely since he really cant drive manual at all. We go inside and we see that he comes back. We're like... wtf mates? We're on out way out and Bri goes up to talk to someone in the car (Why? I dunno). She says he's talking shit, whatever, hes gay. They leave. We get back into Jon's car and start to go AND HE COMES BACK. GET A FUCKIN LIFE! He leaves and comes back 3 times? Who does that? Jon does this lil burnout chirp in his old Accord after Mr. M3 is unable to. We follow them through Rosewood to get to Garrison Forest and he's being gay. Uh, yea... Aubrey called so we went to her house to pick her up. Damn she was lookin hot... We went back to Sam's and Sam, Aubrey and I decided to light a whole ton of candles on Sam's deck and chill outside. It was actually really cool. So Sam and Bri sat on this bench thing. And Aubrey and I layed on this reclining chair thing. And well, Jon and Fercho sit on other chairs. We all talked and stuff. It was cool. Then I had to go (even though I was enjoying laying there with Aubrey and talking and shit). I went to Grant's house to pick him up since he's home from college this weekend. We chilled and then thats it.

Got up the next morning, and went to Old Navy to buy some pants. Dropped Grant off at home, and then went home to do some shit. Sam, Fercho and Jon came over for BBQ that my dad smoked. It was insanely good. Then I went back to Sam's since I left all my school stuff there Friday. I get there and his parents and thier friends are out on thier deck eating home made fuckin sushi. So they offer me some and I willingly oblige. It was daaaamn good. So then me and Sam go back to my house so he can drop me off with my stuff. And now I'm here.

I know, long entry. Get over it, it's a whole weekend. Uh... Ok... School Tomorow... Gay... At least it's a shortened week...

[	mood	|	FUCK... MY... PANTS!!!	]
[	music	|	Mr. Brownstone - Guns N' Roses	]

FUCK.... MY.......... PANTS!!!

I just wrote like a whole fuckin entry and it got deleted..... FUCKIN GAY!

Damn that pissed me off... Ok, so here it is in short... Actually, know what... I dont feel like writing all this shit again now. So suck my ball sack faggots, cuz you're gonna hafta wait...

YEA!!!

[	mood	|	thirsty	]
[	music	|	Enter Sandman - Metallica	]

Last night was pretty fun. Me, Sam, Fercho, Cress, Jon, Weiner, and Bri went bowling. Which me planned to do last night, until my car was murdered (long story, not getting into it... But I hafta buy another car. Looking at a black 92' Mustang with a little bit more mods than the green one, and a green 95 Z28 Camaro convertable. Both are right around my price range). We went and it wasnt Extreme Bowling this time, but it was $1.50 a game night, so not bad. And I, having not bowled in years, blew. I finally got back into it by like the 4th frame and then wasnt getting owned. I think Cress has a thing for Sam, haha. I couldnt tell who was molesting Sam more, Bri or Cress. And then everytime Cress would, Bri would leave, so of course, I would follow, haha. Um... So then Cress, Fercho, Jon, and Weiner went back to Sam's house and Me and Sam followed Bri back to hers. I was driving the Alfa and Sam was riding with me. We get to Bri's house and she hops in the Alfa, on Sam's lap (only 2 seats) and we drive back realyl slow so she doesnt fly out with the top down. It was fun...

We get back to Sam's, and... I think we were doign something for a while, but I dont remember what... Then I gave Bri the shirt I saw that reminded me of her. She put it on. It was big enough though that it looked like she didnt have shorts on. And for a little while... She didnt... No details, srry kids. Sam had the bass downstairs and Cress was playing so I made him bring down the Telecaster and the Martin and we jammed a little. It was cool at first, somebody like turned the lights off and jon had a lighter and then it got boring so we put the guitars away. Then Weiner and Jon left. Then Cress, Fercho, Sam, Brianne and I were gonna take Bri home since she had to be back by 1. So we all decided to get into the Alfa. For those of you that havent seen it, it doesnt have a back seat. So Fercho and Cress sat on the little ledge behind the 2 seats, and Bri sat on Sam again. We went like 10mph since it was after 12 and I wasnt supposeda be driving anyway. We dropped her off and somehow survived the drive. Then we went to shoppers to get something to drink and some food, and went back to Sam's to watch Eddie Izzard. It was hilarious. Part way through Sam went upto his room to bed. I was gonna go up and sleep on the floor up there since all my shit was already up there, but I ended up just falling asleep on the couch. I had to be home at 11 today so I ended up leaving before any of them woke up.

all I do have to say is...

YEA

[	mood	|	refreshed	]
[	music	|	Kill Bill Soundtrack	]

Last night I spent the night at Sam's again. This time without David and Jon. We watched Bubba Hotep, same guy as Evil Dead 2. Except in Bubba Hotep, it's about a mummy trying to kill Elvis who is impersonating an Elvis impersonator and a black guy that thinks he's JFK. Not nearly as funny as Evil Dead 2.

And of course, what night could be complete without Forza. We pwnzorzed. For some reason, we decided to open the door to Sam's unfinished part of his basement. Where we saw the biggest fucking bug I have ever seen. It proceed to scare the shit out of us when it launched into the air near us and we ran. So at that point, we decided to go up to the computer and watch some new flash stuff on newgrounds and ebaums. And of course we had to talk to some random girls on this website. Somewhere along the lines, I mentioned El Chupacabra. Thats this myth in Mexico about this scary ass thing that sucks all the blood out of goats and chickens and shit through the back of thier neck. (see below).

This is about the time I remember I needed my phone from my car. Sam's dumbass says we hafta go out the side so that Buddy (his dog) wont make a ton of noise and wake everybody out. We're scared shitless. The moon is really big, and we were just looking at all these pictures of the supposed El Chupacabra. So we like sprint to my car and back. Yea, I know... We're fags... Shut up...

We play more Forza, and then, we actually go upstairs and sleep. Usually we just stay up the whole night, but this time... we slept. Then Sam's mom made pancakes and bacon. Fuck yea. Hella good. Then he had to give someone a ride soemwhere so I left.

I went home, switched cars from Stang to Alfa and went to work. Today was the nicest driving day ever. Top down, cool breeze, it was awesome.

Work was plain. Classes were cancelled for tonight which is cool. Oh, and a guy came by and decided to buy my dads Explorer finally. So now we have a somewhat normal number of cars and we dont need to park them in wierd places anymore. Thats it. Was gonna do something tonight but mom said no cuz I hafta be up at like 7:30 tomorow to pick the cleaning lady up at the metro... grr... Whatever... Thats all for tonight I guess...

[	mood	|	exhausted	]
[	music	|	Cum on Feel the Noize - Quiet Riot	]

It's looking like everytime I update my LJ, it's me doing something stupid with Sam...

And why should this update be any different?

On Saturday, Sam comes over and has dinner with us. My dad smoked some ribs and it was really good. Then we went to Blockbuster to rent Evil Dead 2. Sam said its the funniest horror movie ever made because of the $2000 budget. I had my doubts, but upon watching the first 5 min. I knew. It was awful. But funny. Absolutely hilarious. Sam's dad came up to watch it and then his mom and sister. We didnt get to see the end because John is gay though... We had to pick the bitch up.

So we pick up John since his car is taken away for doing burnouts and donuts in the parking lot of where he works. Get back to Sam's house, and play Forza Motorsports for a while. David called and we refused to talk to him until he brought food. So he brought Wendy's and we were happy. Back to Forza. Way good. David kept complaining about playing NFSU2. We did for like 5 seconds until he fell asleep. Oh yea, we watched Goldmember somewhere in there. And then, during Goldmember... We saw it...

A Silver fish. For those of you who dont know what they look like... Theyre evil (See Image). This one was only like a 1/4", so we took the fly swatter and killed it. Then, we see another maybe 20min later. Bigger. Maybe... 1". We flip out and get so scared and i destroy the bitch with the fly swatter. We are now all holding weapons. I have a Vaccuum extension tube, Sam has the flyswatter, and John has a baseball bat. Then John and I plan to flip out and scare the crap out of Sam and tell him theres one right next to him. On the silent count of 3 we both jump up and Sam flies up and runs like 10 feet and jumps up and down and does a little fear-dance. It was great. Until we saw the masive 2" one near the cieling. It could have eaten us all. And still be hungry for more!

Ok, then we're just chilling and we get a "good" idea. I asked to David to move my car last time we chilled at Sams, and he was gonna move it to the bottom of the street. So we decided we're gonna do it to him. Except, we were gonna steal his keys and then steal his car. So we get his keys when he's asleep finally. We run up the stairs and I jump in and floor it down to the bottom of Sam's street. We get out, jack up his car and I begin steeling his rim. We raid his interior for lighters, money, headunet, paperwork, everything. We put on the spare tire loosely for safety and then move onto his trunk were we fuck that up too and undo all his stereo shit. We all manage to do this in like 10min. We get in Sam's car and fly back and go back to Forza. He wakes up, we decide to go to breakfast and he FLIPS OUT. At first he's like, "whoa... haha, you moved my car". We of course deney it and we all walk down there and he proceeds to FLIP OUT again when he sees he's missing a wheel. By now were like "Yea, we moved it but we didnt touch anything else". We keep him going for a while until he flips out about his stereo and shit and then we give him his stuff and since he was so pissed off when he though his shit was stolen, we decided we would pay for breakfast. But not before being dumb one last time.

We find the need to try to jump into other people's cars. "Why, Thats not dumb!" you say. Well it is when I tell you they were moving. At like 20-30. We proceed to fuck around probably coming close to death numerous times.

We decide we've had enough. so we drive around looking for a place to eat. We get some food and coffee and then chill downstairs. Sam and David proceed to give me plenty of stupid jokes because theyre under the impression that I'm trying to bang Sam's sister. Yea, she's 11. Wrong. Even for me. Well David leaves and John goes with him so Sam takes me home. I crash on the couch and sleep for like... 3 hours. And now I'm here. Dad wants me to wash my cars but I really... really... dont feel like it. I might tonight if Im up to it, or tomorow or something. Thats it really... Another adventure of Sam and Alex.